Sasquat Toilet Elixir

Turdcules Toilet Elixirs

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Centuries of research shows that you have a better chance of glimpsing the mighty Bigfoot himself than sniffing out a pile of his fresh, steamy butt nuggets. If you're wondering how our bearded-bodied bro's are crackin' off butt bazookas right under our noses, then look no further. Introducing Turdcules' Sasquat Toilet Elixir. Used by man, but made for a Living Legend.

PRODUCT DETAILS

  • Perfect gift for stocking stuffers, Dirty Santa & White Elephant
  • Smells like Camping & Living Legends
  • Really smells like Evergreen Trees & Wild Berries
  • 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
  • SEPTIC-SAFE - Use in your boat or RV!
  • Proudly Made in the USA